I was sorry not to be able to go to the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear this past Saturday in Washington, D.C., but I think we could use our own online Rally to Restore Anglican Sanity and/or Comprehensiveness. I’m holding a contest in this thread of discussion.

The object: to come up with the best slogans for the online rally. Winners will see their slogans placed on sale in the SarahLaughed store to benefit the Haitian Solidarity Initiative (i.e., I won’t make a dime).